Legendary darts commentator Sid Waddell has died at the age of 72. The 'Voice of Darts' was know and loved for his hilarious one liners. Below are a few of his best:-
"Big Cliff Lazarenko's idea of exercise is sitting in a room the windows open taking the lid off something cool and fizzy."
" Freud said to Jung in Vienna, you can psych up too much for a darts match."
"Bristow reasons; Bristow quickens; aaaaah Bristow!"
"When Alexander of Macedonia was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer... (Eric) Bristow's only 27."
"This lad has more checkouts than Tesco's."
"If we'd had Phil Taylor at Hastings against the Normans, they'd have gone home."
"William Tell could take an apple off your head, Taylor could take out a processed pea."
"He looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave."
"Steve Beaton - The adonis of darts, what poise, what elegance - a true Roman gladiator with plenty of hair wax."
RIP Sid Waddell
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